1) Bros before hoes - a 'hoe' is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family

2) A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it

3) If a Bro gets a dog it must be at least knee height when fully grown

4) Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath

5) A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro

6) A Bro never sends a birthday card to another Bro

7) A Bro is honor-bound to aid his Bros with diy and moving house

8) Bros do not share dessert

9) If a Bro leads a beer/food run they are entitled to all left over change

10) A Bro doesn't allow another Bro to get married until they are at least thirty years old

11) Bro's don't smell each other on purpose

12) A Bro always maintains a minimum of one urinal gap between Bros

13) A Bro is never vegan

14) Bros never talk about their Bro's wife in a sexual way

15) A Bro must always accept a request to act as wingman for another bro

16) A Bro will always tell their fellow Bro if they discover the girl they like is interested in someone else

17) A Bro NEVER dates another Bro's ex

18) All Bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry

19) A Bro will not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness

20) He who smelt it, dealt it

21) A Bro never tickles another bro

22) A Bro never wears socks with sandals

23) Bros don't make eye-contact during a devil's three-way

24) A Bro always honours a bet

25) Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said dibs to be valid

26) The mum of a Bro is always off-limits

27) Bros start at least one fire a year

28) A Bro does not choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow bros

29) When a Bro asks another Bro to look after their drink, that Bro never tampers with it. Pranks never involve another Bro's drink

30) Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin

31) Bros pay for their dates

32) A Bro is honour bound to accept all arm wrestling challenges

33) Bros do not pout for selfies

34) A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his bros

35) A Bro shows up to a party with at least one more unit of alcohol than they plan to drink

36) When a Bro offers another Bro chewing gum, that offer is for two or more pieces

37) All Bros are required to take turns as the designated driver

38) If your team beats your Bro's team you have 24 hours to rub it in