40: If a Bro is in the toilet and runs out of toilet paper, another Bro may toss him a new roll, but at no point may their hands touch or the door open more than 30 degrees.

39: Bros don’t speak French to each other.

38: A Bro shows up at another Bro’s party with at least one more unit of alcohol than he plans to drink.

37: If a Bro, for whatever reason must drive another Bro’s car, he shall not adjust the preprogrammed radio stations.

36: A Bro never questions another Bro’s stated golf score, maximum bench press, or height. He can however, ask the Bro to prove it.

35: If a Bro buys a new car, he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his Bros.

34: If two Bros get into a heated argument over something and one says something out of line, the other shall not expect him to take it back or apologize, that’s what women do.

33: A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his Bros.

32: A Bro ALWAYS enhances another Bro’s job description when introducing him.

31: Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing, another Bro shall point out that he is a Douche.

30: A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks among Bros.

29: A Bro will make any and all efforts to provide his Bro with a condom when he scores.