1: Bros before Hoes – A ‘Hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family.

2: A Bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his Bros are doing it.

3: If a Bro gets a dog it must be at least knee height when fully grown.

4: Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath.

5: A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro

6: A Bro never sends a birthday card to another Bro.

7: A Bro is honour-bound to aid his Bros with DIY and moving house.

8: Bros do not share dessert.

9: A Bro never dances with their hands above their head.

10: If a Bro leads a beer/food run they are entitled to all left over change.

11: A Bro will not sleep with another Bro’s sister. However, a Bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness.

12: A Bro shall not wear his cell phone on a belt clip.

13: A Bro doesn’t allow another Bro to get married until they are at least thirty years old.

14: Bros don’t make eye-contact during a Devil’s Three-way.

15: A Bro never rents a chick flick.

16: Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin.

17: A Bro never cries.

18: A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro

19: A Bro never wears pink underwear.

20: A Bro never publicly reveals how many people another Bro has slept with.

21: A Bro is not required to remember another Bro’s birthday.

22: A Bro is required to go out with his Bros on St. Paddy’s Day.

23: A Bro doesn’t grow a mustache.

24: A Bro will make any and all effort to provide his Bro with a condom when they score.

25: A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks.

26: A Bro ALWAYS enhances another Bro’s job description when introducing him.

27: A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his Bros.

28: If a Bro buys a new car he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his Bros.

29: If a Bro for whatever reason needs to drive another Bro’s car, they shall not adjust the preprogrammed radio stations.

30: A Bro shows up to a party with at least one more unit of alcohol than they plan to drink.

31: Bros start at least one fire a year.

32: If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave.

33: A Bro never wears socks with sandals.

34: The mum of a Bro is always off-limits.

35: When a Bro isn’t invited to another Bro’s wedding, they don’t make a big deal about it.

36: A Bro doesn’t sing along to music in a bar.

37: “Clothing optional” doesn’t really mean “clothing optional” to Bros.

38: A Bro shall not damage another Bro’s chances to score.

39: A Bro never willingly relinquishes possession of a remote control.

40: A Bro is never vegan.

41: If a Bro fails a challenge, it’s ALWAYS the equipment’s fault.

42: Every Bro knows a Bro who is the worlds best at something.

43: When a Bro learns another Bro has been in a traffic accident, they must first ask what condition the car is in.

44: When hosting, a Bro orders enough pizza for all his Bros.

45: A Bro shall seek no revenge if they pass out around their Bros and wake up to find their body covered in drawings and shaving foam.

46: A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email.

47: A Bro doesn’t listen to chick music…in front of other Bros.

48: A Bro pretends to understand and enjoy cigars.

49: It is never acceptable for a Bro to sleep with another Bro’s ex.

50: Bros don’t quote Oscar Wilde

51: A Bro always admits when they farted

52: A Bro will always verify another Bro’s story when they are trying to score.

53: If your team beats your Bro’s team you have 24 hours to rub it in

54: A Bro always takes a piss standing up.

55: A Bro never catches a cold. Bros are struck down with Man Flu.

56: If a Bro finds his Bro’s girlfriend repulsive, they shall not say anything until they have broken up.

57: A Bro never gives another Bro the silent treatment.

58: A Bro always has his Bro’s back

59: Women can also be a Bro.

60: A Bro DOES NOT masturbate in front of other Bros.

61: When a Bro asks another Bro to look after their drink, that Bro never tampers with it. Pranks NEVER involve another Bro’s drink.

62: A Bro doesn’t unfriend his Bro on Facebook while in a huff.

63: All Bros are required to take turns as the ‘designated driver.’

64: Bros don’t wax their body hair

65: A Bro is not expected to notice another Bro’s new haircut

66: A Bro never asks another Bro to come with them to the bathroom

67: A Bro never wears Crocs

68: Bros DO NOT pout for selfies.

69: All Bros are distracted by the number 69 and it’s sexual meaning rendering all Bros unable to read anything immediately after this number.

70: A Bro never uses another Bro’s toothbrush

71: Bros don’t use umbrellas

72: A Bro DOES NOT choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow Bros.

73: Bros take care of their fellow bros when they have too much to drink.

74: A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you.

75: When a Bro has a kid his Bros become honourary uncles.

76: A Bro never keeps a photo of his Bro in his wallet

77: A Bro does not allow his Bro to drunk dial or text his ex.

78: Bros don’t wear skinny jeans

79: A Bro ALWAYS honours a bet.

80: A Bro is honour bound to accept all arm wrestling challenges.

81: Bros pay for their dates.

82: Bros don’t stop to smell flowers

83: Bros don’t touch another Bro’s drink without express permission.

84: Bros don’t break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off.

85: A Bro does not cock-block another Bro for any reason

86: A Bro will ALWAYS watch a movie narrated by Morgan Freeman.

87: At a Bro’s funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased’s drink of choice.

88: When a Bro wants to do something stupid, you film it.

89: A Bro must NEVER impede on a Bro’s ability to suit up.

90: ALL conversations between Bros are subject to “Bro to Bro confidentiality”.

91: A bro cannot give another bro a teddy bear.

92: Bros shall never under any circumstances go and see a chick flick alone.

93: A Bro does not dare or challenge another bro to do anything they wouldn’t try themselves.

94: A Bro and a Brother are not the same thing.

95: A Bro never rearranges the dishes at another Bro’s house.

96: Paint Balling is the ONLY combat scenario in which a Bro’s balls are not off limits.

97: When a Bro leaves his seat that seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if another Bro takes it.

98: Bros shall not wear a Fanny Pack/Bum Bag.

99: A Bro never leaves another Bro behind.

100: A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana.

101: Dibs cannot be implied, you must call dibs in front of witnesses for any said Dibs to be valid.

102: When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro’s car is off limits.

103: If you catch your Bro’s partner cheating you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any shit-storm that may arise.

104: A Bro always has a condom in their wallet.

105: All Bros like steak

106: Bros don’t take selfies while having a dump.

107: A Bro never lets his brokenhearted Bro drink alone.

108: A Bro Never tickles another Bro.

109: A Bro always offers his Bros a drink when getting one for themselves.

110: Bros wear their pants/trousers above their ass.

111: Bros don’t use a photo of their pet or child as their profile picture.

112: A Bro doesn’t get lost, he merely finds an alternate route.

113: Bros never use the term ‘YOLO’

114: If a Bro wins a trophy that can be used as a cup they will drink alcohol out of it as soon as possible.

115: Bros don’t giggle.

116: Bros don’t wear turtlenecks

117: If Bros share a house/apartment all Bros are obligated to stay out of the way if a fellow Bro brings their date home.

118: A Bro NEVER under ANY circumstances attempts to get with another Bros partner.

119: Bros don’t touch each others hair.

120: When a Bro offers another Bro chewing gum, that offer is for two or more pieces.

121: Bro’s don’t smell each other on purpose.

122. Bros never use the term ‘swag’ to describe anything.

123: Bros only comment on a fellow Bro’s fashion choice if that choice will affect their ability to get laid.

124: A bro is NEVER afraid to fail.

125: All Bros have an interest in some sort of weaponry.

126: If a Bro injures themselves while lifting weights, fellow Bros will add more weights before getting help.

127: Bros do not share a drink or popcorn at the cinema.

128: A bro shall never engage in any sexual activity with a Girl-Bro.