175: A bro is NEVER afraid to fail

174: Bros do not pinch

173: Bros only comment on a fellow bro’s fashion choice if that choice will affect the bro’s ability to get laid.

172. Bros never use the term SWAG to describe anything.

171: A bro does not sleep on the same bed as another bro.

170: Bro’s don’t smell each other on purpose.

169: When a bro offers another bro chewing gum, that offer is for two or more pieces, never one!

168: Bro’s don’t touch each others hair.

167: A bro may only ever stop a fellow bro from hooking up with a girl if, and only if, he is 100% sure that said girl is in fact a dude.

166: A bro NEVER under ANY circumstances gets with or even attempts to get with another bro’s girl.

165: If bros share a house/flat/apartment, all bros are obligated to stay out for the evening if a fellow bro wants to entertain a woman.

164: Bros don’t wear turtlenecks